Projected Duration of Relationship:
2-10 years
(that’s about the time that something timey wimey and terrible usually happens to companions)
My favorite superhero.
I have been in love with him for a real long time.
I have a Superman backpack and Talana and I are besties partially because she has a Superman snuggie.
Pros: SUPERMAN.
Also, Tom Welling.
Cons: Alien and hung up on Lois Lane
PDR: until the first time I got held hostage by his enemies I’m outta there.
He is the best that humanity has to offer.
Cute face.
British.
I just think he’s so cute.
Pros: Sweet and thoughtful, doesn’t need to be the center of attention.
He works hard.
He is patient.
Cons: His bromance with Sherlock
PDR: 3 months until Sherlock drove a wedge between us
Pros: He is good and helpful and tries to do the right thing.
He puts his love of a girl above a lot of things.
He is willing to make sacrifices.
He obviously is not dependent on the physical parts of a relationship.
He makes pie for a living.
Cons: When he touches dead things they come back to life.
PDR: Forever. Because if I die he’ll bring me back to life.
If I were 10 years younger, I would want him.
Pros: Fun loving and adventurous.
Hangs out with mermaids, pirates, fairies, and indians.
Cons: Terribly selfish.
Forgets real fast.
PDR: Until I went out of town for a bit and he forgot that I existed.
7. Sherlock
Pros: Brilliant and beautiful.
Cons: High functioning sociopath.
PDR: We’d never get started.
I’m way too unobservant by nature and would drive him up the wall.
8. Han Solo
Oh I have been in love with this man since the first time I saw Star Wars at age 8.
So, so in love.
Pros: He’s rugged and adventurous and snarky and has his own spaceship.
He’s fiercely independent.
He is a bad boy with a moral compass.
Yussss…
Cons: He has a lot of debt which got him frozen in carbonite.
PDR: 3 years
I can’t see him settling down and I’d be wanting marriage at that point.
9. King Arthur
I used to dream of being Guinevere.
Pros: He’s a king.
He is chivalrous and romantic.
Cons: People didn’t take baths back around 1000 AD
PDR: 10-15 years.
Then Mordred would show up and I don’t think I could handle his existence.
10. Fox Mulder
Pros: He loves aliens as much as I do.
He is dedicated to what he believes in and not afraid to make sacrifices for it.
Cons: He’s kind of obsessed with conspiracies.
PDR: 6 mos.
His crusade would drive me nuts.
LOL!! Love it! Love your assessment of your possibly relationships with these guys. I hate to admit that I don't know who some of them are. But really, a great post.